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Dean Edwards
Fort Worth, TX

Hometown:  Columbia, Mississippi

Personal:  47.5% Bon Jovi, 47.5% Keith Urban & 5% "Nigel" from Spinal Tap....Dean was actually born at Woodstock..."My mom went into labor during Hendrix's solo...thus I play guitar," he explains. "I sculpt...mostly angels. I prefer a 98.6 degree body temperature and I am between 6 and 97 years old. I love the color purple (the actual color..not the Whoopie Goldberg movie) and the arch in a woman's back. I try to follow the traffic laws, but I WILL cut through an empty parking lot to avoid wating at a red light. I believe in Santa Claus and if you don't, you should. I am a mad cow disease survivor and I am available for speaking engagements on the subject...it's not that bad, really. I like Jager-bombs...but make the Red Bull 'sugar-free' please."

Favorite Songs to Play:  "What I Got" -Sublime, anything "Keith Urban," and Madonna's "Borderline."

Best Sure-Thing-Crowd-Pleasers:  Pulling my pants down and giving myself a wedgie during the "Thong Song."

Website:  www.myspace.com/pianodean